Paper Terrorism

Some bullsh*t sounding charge that the FBI made up to arrest some members of an anti-government movement.

Prosecutors say the men are all associated with the sovereign movement, which aims to overthrow the government through "paper terrorism" and violence.

by NotFukinYou March 7, 2009

Journalistic Terrorism

The act of a reporter writing an explosive headline as a scare tactic in order to sell more copies.

"Radiation levels in Japan up 100,000 fold." is Journalistic Terrorism.

No base unit means no real information.

"Samples of tainted water in a flooded area of the Fukushima Daiichi facility showed readings 100,000 times more radioactive than normal."

What's normal?

by DJ Tommy Sparkles April 16, 2011

Data-terrorism

The unjust storage or use of private information for economic, political or personal gains.

Typical offenders are countries and governments, such as, and not limited to The United States, Canada, Germany and Australia. Large corporations like Facebook has also been found to be guilty of data-terrorism.

Roger: "Hey! Didn't you hear? Canada just stooped down to the level of the US government with their privacy invading bill disguised as an anti-terror act. Just the freaking patriot act all over again."

Spencer: "It's kay, I have nothing to hide anyways."

Roger: "You shithead. I bet you wouldn't mind me taking all your passwords and getting a copy of all your text messages then."

Susan: "Guys, guys. It's all okay. They've just incriminated themselves by committing data-terrorism. They won't stand a chance in the Supreme court."

by NightHawkGaurdian May 12, 2015

terrorie

a victim of terrorism

the terrorie was attacked by the terrorist

by 13497856441 May 28, 2010

Beet Terrors

The brief moment of terror when you think you may be pooping blood, only to realize that the deep red turds are a result of the beets you had for dinner the night before.

F*ck dude....it took me a good ten seconds to figure out that I wasn't shitting blood. It was that damn beet salad I had for dinner last night. F*ckin' beet terrors.

by Srrrayze September 25, 2010

Fem-Terrorism

A man-hating, man-blaming Misandry Terrorist Cell, that began in the early 1960's with an open Feminist Agenda to destroy all men, and make their lives a living hell.

"Romantic Relationships between men and women have been ruined by the rise of Fem-Terrorism."

by Nannette LaRee Hernandez July 3, 2017

errorist

One who invariably finds themselves error prone when it comes to computers or other electronic devices. Unlike someone who is simply not very good with technology, an Errorist seems to evoke all error messages possible in any given electronic system as frequently as possible.

Jimmy somehow managed to accidentally format his hard drive. He's such an errorist.

by Red Scourge July 25, 2011