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Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)
"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."
by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009
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You've reached the end of the Internet. You may now shut down your computer and go outside.
There's nothing more to see here.
by shill August 2, 2005
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Night Surf

Leakage during anal sex. The anal version of being a squirter. Diaharrea.
When Ace was pounding Gary's anus after eating Taco Bell, Gary turned loose the night surf loose and ruined the quilt Ace's grandma made for him.
by Tha trilla thrilla May 20, 2019
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Surf Taco

the place where you go to have anal sex in a body of water ( pool, shower, etc.).
" I went to a pool party last night and then I totally went to Surf Taco! "
by youknowmebutyoudont April 16, 2012
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Theo-Surf

1. When either one person or a multitude of people mount another individual (the "Theo") either for pleasure or out of necessity without notice.

2. When one or any number of people force another to support them either physically, financially or otherwise.
Do you see that girl over there? She got totally theo-surfed at that party last weekend" or "Dude i dated that theo-surfer for a year before i kicked that bitch out.
by hOLarious August 2, 2011
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Surfing bitches

When a Bro slays through an extreme quality of lifelong prospects to seek the eventual one he will chose to Marry.
Haven't found the right one yet so far I'm just Surfing Bitches.
by elleydown June 9, 2020
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Street surfing

Another word for hydroplaning. When you drive too fast in wet conditions, and basically water on the ground takes control of your tires.
Yo! Did you see that? That dude over there was just street surfing and crashed into that pole!
by latrelljennings April 23, 2018
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