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poop suicide

poop suicide is when you shit yourself to death
me: "Where's Jojo?"

tyler: "he died from poop suicide last week"
me: "damn thats shitty"
by coghkf November 20, 2018
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Suicide Cocktail

A mixture of substances that may be lethal when combined and consumed. External factors like disease and genetics also play a role.

For example, having a medical history of heart disease and consuming drugs that thicken the blood and increase blood pressure is likely to cause a heart attack, making this lethal combination a suicide cocktail.
1: The toxicity report in his autopsy revealed that the heart attack was caused by large amounts of fentanyl, methamphetamine and cannabis found in his bloodstream.
2: That sounds like a suicide cocktail.
by SuicideCocktail August 4, 2020
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Pancake Suicide

a drill used in volleyball, usually for punishment. The players line up on the back line, do suicides (run from the baseline, to the ten-foot line, to the baseline again) but instead of touching the line, everyone must slide, doing a volleyball pancake. Your entire body slides on the floor as you dive flat, and it leaves bruises on your hips, especially. After you dive to the ten-foot line, you get up, turn around, run and dive to the baseline, then repeat to the half-court and the opposite ten-foot lines.
When the players had missed too many passes, the volleyball coach made them all do pancake suicides.
by ASKLFLDFLKJDSF March 22, 2011
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suicide circle

where you sit in a circle of three of more people and each person shoots the one to the left or right of them... (yes, we know it doesn't work)
Dude, life sucks. Want to have a suicide circle?
by Danidoo July 5, 2010
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Vegan Suicide

The act of a vegan killing themselves intentionally do to the realization that being dead is better for the environment than being vegan.
Person 1 Hey did you hear about the girl that killed herself yesterday?
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!
by Vegan Maniak October 17, 2020
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Suicide buddy

A person who will help you cope with being sad and overcome thoughts of suicide.
“Hey man, if you’re feeling like you want to kill yourself, I’m here for you. You and I can be each other’s suicide buddy and tell suicide to go fuck itself.”

If you’re really feeling down and like you have nobody to talk to call the suicide hotline 1-800-273-8255
by norscoryeah July 2, 2019
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Internet Suicide

A act of effectively deleting all online accounts you can.
Miranda commited internet suicide a few months ago, wonder how she is doing now…
by disturb October 5, 2021
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