Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)

"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."

by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009

Derivation: the "404: Not Found" error encountered when surfing the web.

You've reached the end of the Internet. You may now shut down your computer and go outside.

There's nothing more to see here.

by shill August 2, 2005

Picture-surfing

V. When your on an online profile or search engine and your just looking at a bunch of pictures!

you: "What are you doing?"
me: "I'm just picture-surfing."

"Last night i was picture-surfing though Jane's pics, holy cow she's got some crazy stuff on there"

by Dcbur509 January 14, 2010

surf on your turf

To browse the internet on someone else's computer, or to browse whilst logged in as another person.

Can I surf on your turf?

by electroweak November 7, 2009

Van Surfing

To exit a moving van or station wagon and attempt to ride on top, as if surfing. Safest when done on roads with soft shoulders and little traffic. The driver may or may not attempt to throw the rider off, depending on the situation and the relationship between driver and rider. Often done on the beaches of Florida, since vehicles are allowed to drive right down on the sand.

He made it a full 38 seconds van surfing before losing his balance and rolling down the windshield at a sudden stop.

by beucephalus April 1, 2011

Surfing class hero

A Surfing class hero is a hero to the 'surfing' class. A new 'web surfing' class which has replaced the working class.

Jeremy Clarkson is a surfing class hero.

by S Talbot August 16, 2010

transfer surfing

superhighways that have collector lanes and express lanes use transfer lanes to move from collectors to express and vice versa. These lanes are designed to be used to transfer only, then move into the traffic lanes of the collectors or express as appropriate. Some drivers attempt to improve their travel time by staying in the transfer lanes, thus moving from collectors to express, then back to collectors, then to express, and so on.

This driver thinks he's getting places faster by transfer surfing

by Urban Misanthrope June 6, 2011