skeet skeet

A term referring to the most highly skilled artform of shooting clay pigeons. This term was stolen from the skeet shooting community by ganster rap thugs who turned it into the horrific term referring to ejaculating on somebody's person.

JC stated "Marc hand me my over under 12 gauge with the skeet skeet choke. I believe a thug is breaking into the house and I am going to skeet skeet that bitch." JC then exclaimed "PULL" at which there were two lound bangs.

by shooter man July 7, 2008

skeet mask

A specific type of face mask that is required in order to keep semen from entering the eyes. Mostly worn by women making masturbate sandwiches. Sort of resembles the clear masks worn by professional basketball players during the game.

"Pickles forgot to wear her skeet mask and now that bitch is blind!"

by Dodo and Wipe October 18, 2006

Skeet freak

1. One that has an isatiable lust for semen, cum, or jizz
2. Person, usually female, that prefers their partners to ejaculate on their face; person that enjoys facials

Sheryl fuckin' loves messy facials! She is one serious skeet freak!
Fuck you, you fuckin' skeet freak!

by Gangsta Medic January 27, 2007

Skeet (person)

The "skeet" title is given to a Newfoundlander or Newfie who displays sketchy actions such as smoking weed (in the trees), and cigarettes (in the parking lot). High-tech skeets partake in the act of "vaping" using vapor or E-cigarettes. The majority of female skeets have dyed hair and wear dark and mostly tight and revealing clothing. The male skeets usually wear snap-backs, dark clothing and, non-traditionally, khakis. Said skeets enjoy riding their dirtbikes, drinking energy drinks, scraping at atlas and trolling town facebook pages. There is a large range of ages in which one becomes a skeet. Some start as young as 9 depending on their home life.

Man, did you see that kid? The one heading to "The Trees?" He is such a skeet (person). scrap at atlas highschool newfoundland newfie

by tarrbayy8 October 6, 2016

Shit the sheets

To fail on an astronomical level; to achieve little despite putting forth effort.

"I studied for that Chem test for like 2 weeks, but I still shit the sheets on it."

by Karl Karlsen November 18, 2013

skeet lip

This is what you call a chickenhead with skeet, also known as semen, on her lip.

Bitch, you got some skeet on yo lip. Skeet skeet muffuqqa!!!!

by Urban Turban August 27, 2004

skeet shot

The act of shooting skeet at whoever asks or if you just feel like it.

Edelia asked for her face to be turned into a glazed donut so Gary gave her one of his famous skeet shots.

by Joshua Christensen July 7, 2008