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Squeeze the cat

Getting your dick squeezed by a woman's kegels
Man, Tim's mom totally showed me how she squeeze the cat last night!
by Doritozkill January 11, 2024
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Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
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Squeezed Iron

A bullet, as it is cruising through the air after being shot from a gun. (Slang, not used in by real ballistics scientists)
"Maaaaaaan, this hood rat was complainin' about how he broke, I put some squeezed iron through his head. He say he broke? Now he dead broke."

"The last thing I want is squeezed iron all over this place."
by Resident of Killadelphia April 20, 2010
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Fresh Squeezed Festival

Bringing the city of Los Angeles 9 hours of Nonstop grooves that will keep you dancing all night long! Fresh Squeezed Festival brought to you by Fresh Entertainment, is the summers juciest event. With thousands of pounds of oranges given out FREE all night, combined with world class DJ lineups and Massive Stage Production. Join us in celebration of summer!
I am going to bring all my friends and we are going to dance like crazy as we celebrate summer at Fresh Squeezed Festival!
by qUEEnBinX June 25, 2009
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Squeezing the Salamander

I feel like Squeezing the Salamander today. It just feels right.
by Daddy Bobber 123 November 10, 2019
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squeeze a gay

Something you can do to your gay friend if they need it
Me:*exists*
Jo:*squeeze a gay*
by raybeez July 6, 2022
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Cheeto squeeze

When a girl is eating cheeto’s and giving you a handjob, so your dick gets covered in Cheeto dust.
Yo Caleb my girl gave me a Cheeto squeeze last night while watching talledega nights.
by TheChestersqueeze September 4, 2020
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