Delicious Sleep

The period of sleep in the morning when you are not quite awake and not quite still asleep; the time when you enjoy sleep the most because you are conscious enough to enjoy it.

While hitting my snooze alarm every ten minutes, I enjoyed a nice 30 minute period of delicious sleep.

by C_E_B March 12, 2010

crack-sleep

When you fall sleep, primarily out of being tired, way before getting ready to bed, and then you wake up in the middle of the night hating it as if you would have had already a full night's sleep. Most of the times you are even wearing your regular clothes and do not really remember how it happened.

I just woke up, and it's 3am! Wasn't I just laying down waiting for the water heater to get a cup of tea? I crack-sleep all the time!

by :jorG September 25, 2009

Sleep Lapnea

Sleep lapnea is a sleep disorder characterized by pauses in breathing or instances of very low breathing during sleep while receiving a lap dance.

Steven passes out during a lap dance and the Roxy the stripper gives him a weird look.
His buddy Stuart chimes in, "It's all good...he's got the sleep lapnea"

by Bane78 May 30, 2013

sleeping in the fire

Most applicable to being in a relationship you don’t wanna be in, you’re stuck and you can’t get out either because you are afraid of being alone or because you don’t wanna hurt the person, the pain of it is continuous no matter how many pleasures occur and how happy you pretend you are

Taste the love the lucifers magic that made you numb, the passion and the pain are one you’re sleeping in the fire

by mauzer48 April 13, 2020

Eat Sleeps

The sleepy feeling you experience after eating a meal.

'I just ate lunch and now i have eat sleeps'

by urbandictionary20009 May 12, 2009

Sleep dick

When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.

"Stop poking me with that thing, I'm trying to sleep" "shuddap ho, It's mah sleep dick"

by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011

Bitch-Sleep

1. A choice to be unconscious instead of hitting it up at the gym.

"Let's go to the gym"
"Nah I'm going to have a bitch-sleep."

by The one and only Nicholson June 30, 2014