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nano-speak

Idle chit-chat, small talk, or casual conversation for the digital age. Short conversation meant to encapsulate an informal thought or idea. Also useful for people with short attention spans in the "Twitter" era.
Dude: Bro, I saw Gary the other day down at the bodega.

Dude #2: Oh yeah, you ask him about his divorce?

Dude: Nah, just some nano-speak about the weather and TV. I didn't want to get into a long conversation about his pain.

Dude #2: His wife was hot.
by Murphy L. Piddleton April 16, 2009
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anal sepeage

when a big hairy old black man does his gay boyfriend in the butt then his sepeage comes out and leaks down his boyfriends ass crack. Then it is called leaking anal sepeage.
Dude I was at this party this weekend and when i walked into the bathroom and Kyle Mangles had mad anal sepeage!
by Leland Phan1 June 22, 2006
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Speado

noun, friendly insult; like paedo but used to describe a young person who finds a person a few years younger than themselves attractive.

also, 'speedo'
"You speado! What's the matter, can't get a girlfriend your own age?!"


Peanut: "so she's like, what, 19?"
Justin: "Uh, try 9, dude..."
Lauren: "SPEEEEEDOOOOO!"
by peanutismint April 28, 2005
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speaka chinese

being english with a retarded chinese accent.
Person 1 "I speaka chinese"
by teh lul master mr babe July 31, 2011
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Sinead

Sinead is a head head that rages a lot. She doesn’t care what people think about her so is sometimes a bitch. People try make her feel better by saying she is hot but she really is not. She is good at picking up musical instruments and is good at sport. Is offen called sinhead. Have lots of friends and they all love her because she is so kind and cares for them especially when they are sad.
GIRL 1: wow Sinead just had a fat rage at me.

GIRL 2: it’s ok she is ranga.

GIRL 1: yea that’s right a fat ugly ranga.
SINEAD: hahahaha I know aye.
GIRLS 1&2: I forgive you Sinead your my best friend.
by Hahaharanga January 10, 2018
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e-speak

The language of online hobos and foreigners who don't really speak English at all, but are under the false impression that they speak perfectly, just because they stalk and harass a whole lot of innocent teenage girls over the internet in their spare time.

To form words, you merely omit MOST vowels, but leave just enough that the annoyed person on the receiving end of your message can barely make out what you mean. (see examples)

It is infuriating to decipher when you have somewhere to be and a whole page of offline messages in e-speak pops up on Yahoo Messenger from your foreign friend, who happens to be an ugly old fart from a country whose name you can't pronounce.
Tk cr n hv a lvly nit

e-speak for: Take care and have a lovely night

u knw wat swthrt, u hv drivn me crzy

e-speak for: You know what sweetheart, you have driven me crazy
by XXsilentheatXX July 17, 2009
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leet speak

Using a symbol/letter/number to replace some letters in a sentence so that instead of:

"Everyone eats rice"

it becomes:
"3\/3ry0|\|3 347s r1c3"

Almost unreadable.
by Dolly November 28, 2003
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