Shane

The name of the most amazing person I have ever met! The most amazing person anyone could be so lucky to meet. He knows exactly what to say and do in intense and dangerous situations, and makes it look easy. He’s very handsome, has the thickest thighs, XXXL hands, big ol bubble but, and the biggest heart you’d ever seen! Very intelligent, but gets very little credit for how much he knows. Incredibly selfless and generous, regardless of what’s going on in his life. The best protector, boy friend, BFF, coach, tutor, father, “step dad Gary” to my 3 girls, and is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I wish I had met him sooner! Very patient with woman he’s dating, even if they’re self destructive, and look for ways to break up. Very loyal and trustworthy, willing to help anyone, anytime, anyplace. He knows how to make everything feel special. And when the women he’s dating really get out of line, he doesn’t hesitate to put them over his knee, and give them a hard, well deserved spanking, that I know I desired more than my next five minutes of oxygen. My only complaint about Shane is that he didn’t spank me often enough, hard enough, or long enough. He knows how to make you feel desired without sex, but when he does, it’s pure bliss!

I should’ve listened to Shane since day 1!!! Without him, I feel like I’m suffocating!

by Incompetent December 10, 2020

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Shane

"He who carries the weight of the world; the one with eternal sadness"
- Joshua 10:13

"Shane; He who carries the weight of the world; the one with eternal sadness"

by Somerandogirl432 September 10, 2021

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Shane

A term used to identify someone who hates their birth name. This person typically likes purple SUVs, has 20 children (all girls) and smells decaying rabbit fecal matter.

Come on man... Don't be a freaking Shane, everyone knows your name is Chris.

by thefunkyfeelone August 29, 2019

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Shane and Jeni

Perfect couple ever. They fight like a married couple and talk like bestfriends. They both are passionate people and they find it hard to stay mad at each other.

Woah, did you see Shane and Jeni the other day? They looked so happy.

by LERL. January 13, 2013

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