Rex Dangervest

Emmet Brickowski from the future. He's a real jerk. An impostor.

Mr. Peabody: "He's you but from another timeline."
Emmet: (gasps)
Rex Dangervest: "You are so naïve."

by I don't say "bleh bleh-bleh"! May 5, 2020

Spermasaurus Rex

When someone who, after reserving an OG-Mudbone amount of schpunk for an extended period of time, releases his "seed" with such ferosity that he lets out a roar of relief and the meanest, biggest load ever (basically cums a water bottle or 5). It ejaculates with speed and power, and no condom can hold it back. It is the Spermasourus Rex, the true ruler of the Animal Kingdom.

"Yo dude! How'd it go last night?"

"Man, it was a freaking Spermasaurus Rex! It was the mega load! It even tore the condom, and she just drowned in it!"

by YacobEnterprizes April 2, 2014

flopasaurus rex

That one friend who consistently flops on the plans

Theo is a flopasaurus rex

by RaekwonMan May 7, 2018

Rex day

Hug your best friend who has the name Rex or the nickname of Rex. Praise this person because they are awesome!

Person:Can I hug you Rex?
Rex:Sure why?
Person:It’s Rex day!

by Rex the Turtle November 4, 2019

Vagasaurus Rex

A young person not wanting to be adventurous and acting as if they are 80.

Hey Matt let go on all of the rollercoaster!

Matt: that won't be good for my ticker....
You are such a Vagasaurus Rex!

by littlemin January 19, 2021

Retardasaurus Rex

Shit you see that makes you want to fuck up the guy who made it.

It's a Retardasaurus Rex!!!

by Marshallmates June 4, 2018

oompasauras-rex

A retired oompa loompa that has gained so much weight from snacking at the chocolate factory it has gained the status of dinosaur

Did u see her? She was as big as an oompasauras-rex!

by store112hilarious May 14, 2011