You might be a redneck if..
.........It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
..........You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
..........You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
..........You bow your head when someone prays.
..........You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
..........You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
..........You've never burned an American flag.
..........You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
..........You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
.........You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
*Not ever to be confused with the N.A.A.C.P.,the Kue Klux Klan,Republicans,Democrat or any other organazation.
.........It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
..........You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
..........You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
..........You bow your head when someone prays.
..........You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
..........You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
..........You've never burned an American flag.
..........You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
..........You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
.........You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
*Not ever to be confused with the N.A.A.C.P.,the Kue Klux Klan,Republicans,Democrat or any other organazation.
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Someone from the south, not white trash, don't put up with alot of shit, don't like yankee's, love the woods, mudd, big ass trucks, boots, wranglers, the south, confederate flags, dip, beer, huntin', fishin', and talks different than most of yall people, and alot of other things.
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He got his car out of that snow bank AND he took out the lightpost, too?
Check out his license plate.
...ohhh ...what a Jersey Redneck
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You know we have lotion here. Or you could, you know, just take it off
We won the championship that year, stop harassing me
He got his car out of that snow bank AND he took out the lightpost, too?
Check out his license plate.
...ohhh ...what a Jersey Redneck
2
You know we have lotion here. Or you could, you know, just take it off
We won the championship that year, stop harassing me
by Bill Bow June 16, 2011
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