put the lid on the goat

To finish doing something that you have put off for a long time, and you really don’t want to finish it at all.

It’s almost time to pay my taxes, guess I better put the lid on the goat.
I have to go to theater practice tonight, I’ll have to put the lid on the goat.
Let’s put the lid on the goat and get out of here.

by King Smethnic III July 25, 2019

Put the pasta on the stove

A replacement for what or expressing confusion or If you want to say FUCK! but wanna be a bitch

“Christian, have you done the hw yet?”,Landon’s asserts. Christian responds”nah, idk how to Put the pasta on the stove”

by LONGDONG KONG January 6, 2020

Put me in a Prius

When one takes the cheapest Uber option to get to a destination, regardless of conditions of the ride.

"Steve I've shat myself, put me in a prius i need to get home"

by baileykirkham October 31, 2018

put the great in britain

When someone says something that britain did that made it a strong country

Person 1: "You shouldn't have stole that."

Person 2: "put the great in britain."

by Willisnotmyrealname August 2, 2020

Put the baby in the nile

When you must commit to something without having good evidence it's the best course of action.

I committed the new code, sometimes you just have to put the baby in the nile.

by BitWarrior October 6, 2016

Putting on the Rooster Suit

The act of throwing out your chest; False bravado; Someone acting like a bad-ass when everyone knows they are not. A meek or cowardly person trying to act tough.

"Mother f***** tried putting on the rooster suit with me! So I bitch slapped that punk."

by romanjonesz October 10, 2015

put some cheese on it

The less profane way of saying "put some cheese on that bitch". To make something better, as in putting a slice of cheese on a hamburger. To "do it up" in a celebratory manner.

James: "Wow! I can't believe he made that jump, and added a 360 spin."
Jesus: "He put some cheese on it!"

by Jerkoffjacklick September 6, 2016