50 shades of jesus

A sex story between Jesus and his followers made by a sinning fuck face. and who also wants to piss of his/her parents because they are christian.

Hey did you read the sequel of 50 shades of Jesus? "50 more shades of jesus"

by Blue_Amore June 8, 2018

50 pounds of beef

Having an extraordinarily large gripe or grudge against another person.

Like for a graduation party.

"Hey do you want to go with me to my friend Cassie's house?"
"Heck naw, I got 50 pounds of beef with that broad."

by Brewtown July 18, 2017

50 pounds of fury

The kid that calls you "gay" over Xbox Live.

This 12 year old 50 pounds of fury said he had sex with my mom

by Nigga nigga nigga nigger March 6, 2016

Marshall’s 50 Yarder

When you’re pulling into a Marshall’s store and you have to shit so bad you do the 50 yard dash to the bathroom, nearly shitting yourself while shoving others out of the way.

My dad pulled a Marshall’s 50 Yarder today. He nearly shat himself as he shoved that old lady who was blocking the bathroom.

by BleedingRed August 19, 2023

.50 cal BMG

the .50 BMG is really just an enlarged 30-06. BMG stands for Browning Machine Gun. It was used by a canadian corperal by the name of John Furlong in afganistan to obtain the longest confirmed sniper kill... he used a 750 grain Hornady A-MAX bullet and a Mcmillan TAC-2 rifle. the overal length of the shell and bullet together are just under 6 inches long.

And dont worry about a terrorist getting ahold of one of these and shooting down one of your airplanes, the M2 was a BMG machinegun and spat out 50 rounds a second. it was disbanded because it wasnt effective enough.

find good prices of .50 cal BMG rifles at www.edmarms.com/products/m96.htm

or
www.50bmgstore.com/

**hint: dont shoot this if youve never shot a 30-06 or .270 before

by BLUEMYSTER August 25, 2009

50 Meter Butterfly

The best competitive swimming stroke that exists. In 50 Meter Butterfly a swimmer swims the butterfly stroke for 50 meters (One lap/Two lengths short course, or One length long course).

Swimmer 1: Guess what!? Coach says i get to swim 50 Meter Butterfly at the next meet!

Swimmer 2: Whoa awesome! You're so lucky! I have to swim the 500! yuck!

by dontyouwishyoucouldswimlikeme February 4, 2010

50 inch nigga

African American with a large penis, or an African American who is brave.

When, Tyrone stood up to his slave master, he had 50 inch nigga written all over his chest.

by SwagLowMuffins April 22, 2014