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pen bitch

The new age version of an entertaining pen pal. When a male only communicates with a female via texts, DMs, snaps, etc… with no intention to hang out with her IRL (in real life). Similar to when a dude is locked up in prison and writes to all of his pen bitches on the outside.
Chick: Who is Chuck laughingly texting over there?

Dude: You mean his pen bitch? Dude, they’ve been going strong for years meow.

Chick: What’s a pen bitch?

Dude: Pretty much a chick that you message for frivolous entertainment and don’t have to be bogged down by the demands of a relationship. All the texting, sexting, and laughs without the boring real life commitments. They’re the best!
by B. Tibbs January 23, 2025
mugGet the pen bitchmug.

gas and pens

vape pods and vape pens are sometimes referred to as gas and pens
by bitch im your daddy November 29, 2018
mugGet the gas and pensmug.

kingston pen

Short for 'Kingston Penitentiary', a former maximum security prison located in Kingston, Ontario.
Kingston Pen has been home to many murderers and rapists over the years.
by splitenz November 26, 2014
mugGet the kingston penmug.

Pen-pal

A predominately text based friendship. To be friends with someone over text but to ignore them in person
He’s more of a Pen-pal then a real friend
by TheWrong-Robin August 20, 2021
mugGet the Pen-palmug.

January Pen

A person that will surely gives you a missing vibe and remind you something about what's your hidden flaws. It also a type of person that have a matured mindset and very pure soul. He is also a wise, intelligent and a clever person. Most people who had this name are those who love art such as poems, proses, music, photography, caligraphy and etc.
H: I thought that he was just nothing but then-
M: then, what?
H: I'm crazy by january pen him.
by @count_me_in. March 22, 2022
mugGet the January Penmug.

pen branding

when you rub a pen back and forth really fast on a folder for a while. Then you put it on someone and it burns them
Person 1: Hey, bud, you're such a good friend to me.

Person 2: Screw you! I'm gonna pen brand you! *starts rubbing the pen on the folder*

Person 1: Nobody knows what that is. *pen brands him* Owwwwwwch

Person 2: Hehe, I like pen branding
by bossness00 January 15, 2014
mugGet the pen brandingmug.

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