Yes-men and Tomato-cans

The only people worth talking to

Hym “Yes, more yes-men and tomato-cans. That’ll be fun to watch. Hey what happened to the beetejuice rule? Where if I say something insulting 3 times you have to confront me? Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. There you go. And day now. Try and hurry up yeah, we’ll test your theory that I can’t do this in person.”

by Hym Iam November 7, 2022

Tomato Bo

A Bo Burnham fan that is on the side of the tomatoes, often following the church.

“Did you see that Tomato Bo over there? Aren’t they cool?”

by CheesyBug September 12, 2021

stale tomato

When you get invited to a party at a coworkers house and they can't stop throwing out inappropriate innuendo.

Wow that was a stale tomato at Mel's apartment last night.

by Sq2woot November 10, 2017

cut these tomatoes

Idk just something Darren Douglas said on proclubs

“We need to score, we let’s cut these tomatoes boys.”

Can be used as an alternative to “crunch time”

by Regsri April 28, 2024

tomato pie

The act of delivering a goopy cream blast into the snatch of a women during her period

Dude I NEED to give her a tomato pie.

by Gonpo May 24, 2024

Tomato Tango

The act of moving your early season tomato seedlings to follow the sun for maximum growth potential.

Bob's tomatos benefitted greatly from him doing the Tomato Tango each year.

by Bobwayne November 30, 2021

Hot Tomato Oil

A man goes out to eat hot wings and doesn't wash or wipe his faces. He returns home to provide oral sex for his menstruating female partner.

Variant L - Two female partners, both menstruating and with spicy sauce on faces engage in 69 aka simultaneous oral

Me and the old lady are going to cook up some Hot Tomato Oil later tonight.

by James Joyce's sex letters March 15, 2024