muddy teapot

When you defecate into a teapot while tea or coffee is brewing, with the express purpose of tricking someone into learning what your poop tastes like. Often accompanied by a nursery rhyme of the same name.

Woman A: I’m a muddy teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout, “I’m full of shit, kids!”

Woman B: What are you doing squatting on my stovetop?

Woman A: Your stove’s burners are burning my feet. I’m suing you now.

Woman B: This will financially ruin me. I need some freshly-brewed tea to help me relax.

Woman A: *grins*

by CountOlaf69 August 16, 2024

Muddy rudder

Originating from sixteenth century French sailors, who would spend many days out at sea in poor hygienic conditions. This term is used in the gay community to refer to the instance when one partner does not properly clean their ass before sex.

Sucre bleu my boy are you trying to turn my baguette into a muddy rudder?

by TheAbsurdistShow August 19, 2021

muddy cupcake

Putting a piece of bread on the glass table as the recipient awaits the splatter from a night of Indian food

Bob Crane awaited his muddy cupcake

by Interloper81 May 30, 2018

Muddy

not great, not awful but unpleasant. Not always clear or undestoond.

I found her attitude to be muddy.

by thebadgirly January 18, 2022

Muddy Hotpocket

The act of feeding your girl laxatives, corking her stinker and then stuffing an assortment of deli meats and cheeses inside her cunt before pounding her until she pops like a hot pocket in a microwave.

Brittany, I let Gavin give me a Muddy Hotpocket last night and now my box smells like thanksgiving at grams house.

by MissMonk April 19, 2021

Nutty muddy buddy

When two male best friends have anal with the same woman, ejaculating in her anus.

“Yeah man, me and Justin are real close we’ve been nutty muddy buddy’s since 9th grade.”

by The stranger from the low tide May 3, 2024

muddy butt stank

The humid poopy butt stank aroma forced through a fat girls ass crack when she sits down to fast and causes a pungent wind drift that smells of a sweaty, poopy and dirty pubic hair stench that gives males a hard on because it reminds them of butt fucking a fat girl on a hot and humid summer night

Tanya's muddy butt stank filled my nostrils like rotten cake batter that made me throw up in my mouth a little bit right after I tounge punched her fart box that resembled a boiling mud hole that I saw at Yellowstone national park while on vacation this summer.

by Fart box tounge puncher August 10, 2017