Muddy Clapper

When you shit in your hand and jerk off with it.

Using your own faecal matter as lubrication to have a wank.

Johnny was horny and needed to poo, so he gave himself a muddy clapper.

by Betty Blue Balls August 7, 2025

Get fucked muddy

When someone is fucked in the ass until they shit all over your dick. More often used as a colorful way to say "fuck you"

I can't believe you cut me off!!! Get fucked muddy!

by Zygotes Zygoats Zygote's August 26, 2025

Muddy

Someone or something that you came from the mud with, new for a long time.

“Thats my muddy gang, we been locked in.”

by racksondouble September 1, 2025

Muddy Puddle

Similar to “The Gravy Method” but instead of getting the gravy out, the individual who put the powder inside the other persons asshole is tied down while the person with the gravy inside their asshole forcefully shits on the other persons face, proceeding to make the mess of a muddy puddle

Mate why do I keep letting the priest tie me down and give me a muddy puddle

by trippy dippy September 8, 2025

Muddy

In Music Production, when the audio lacks clarity, often due to overlapping frequencies.

Yo can everyone stop talking for a bit y’all are sounding muddy.

by JAYWTA September 8, 2025

Market Rasen Muddy Cuddle

When two people shit on each other and cuddle in a sleepy town in Lincolnshire

Gosney and Alan loved to Market Rasen Muddy Cuddle after a shitty day at work

by BrendyBrend October 10, 2025

Muddy Johnson

When you get shit-dicked with pungent diarrhea. The kind that stings the nose and causes the eyes to water.

"I was on a Tinder date the other day and it went horrible. We had lunch at Taco Bell and she ended up giving me a Muddy Johnson later that night."

by Fructussy October 17, 2025