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Morgan

A girl who may appear sweet and innocent on the outside, but is actually a mean and manipulative person. She tends to want what she can't have and get hateful when she doesn't get what she wants. This girl always has other girls to back up her hatefulness because to them, she still appears sweet and nice. Morgans are bad people who should be burned to the stake. Girls with the name Morgan, also tend to play the victim and play it well.
Morgan says, "You skank ass bitch, I'm going to report you to the police for cyber bullying."
by JonDose January 29, 2015
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morgen

He was totally suckin' on a morgen.
by Cracka Chris February 26, 2008
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Morgan

She's such a Morgan.
by Rrhutfffjii May 4, 2015
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Monging

To reach a state of boredom beyond belief whereby any attempt to entertain yourself usually ends up in depression/ a further state of monged.

There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae.

Stages of monged.
1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same
2: first night in alone on youtube
3: chronic addiction to social networking sites

4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing
5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering
6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six
Person 1: Man i havent done ANYTHING in the past 2 months

Person 2: What have you been upto?

Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!
by uber monger November 17, 2009
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Margin of Air

When you have to write a paper but have very little to say, so you pad the final copy by installing ridiculously wide margins that make your meager text spill over to a larger number of pages.
Dude 1: What am I gonna do!?! I'm supposed to have six pages by three o'clock for this forestry paper I'm writing, but all's I can manage is two and a half, man.

Dude 2: Did you Courier New it like I taught ya?

Dude 1: 'Course. I'm not a complete fool, though I did forget to consider the Margin of Air - that always works!
by yarnspinnererer April 13, 2011
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morgan freeman

More commonly known as a frenum piercing. A piercing through the skin on the underside of the penis.
John: Dude, I just got a Morgan Freeman!
Brett: WTF? You bought an old black dude?
John: No, retard, I got my frenum pierced.
Brett: ...
John: My wang!
Brett: Dude, your sick.
by fancofu November 29, 2006
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the captain morgan

having sex with a bitch on the rag and then pulling out and smacking it on her upper lip and chin thus leaving a red moustache similar to that on a captain morgan liquor bottle.
steve gave p-diddy the captain morgan, and he loved it
by browneye July 28, 2003
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