For all the stoners out there, kind of like Thirsty Thursday. But more relaxing, good end to a weekend of hard partying.
Bob: Man... it's Monday and i'm still hungover from the weekend.
Joe: *pulls out bong* it's Medicinal Monday, and i have a cure for that.
Joe: *pulls out bong* it's Medicinal Monday, and i have a cure for that.
by S18JW February 23, 2011

by the guy with a tie February 16, 2024

Martyn InTheLittleWood in a maid dress. Also a common tag on Tumblr with posts usually every few mondays or so.
by vampcoven January 21, 2024

The act of knocking over an entire display of sperm samples onto one's self on a Monday and not washing for one week
by FREAKSHOW1984 July 2, 2023

Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020

Every Monday guys cupcheck other guys as a joke, some cupchecks are very painful, so guys be careful and cover your penis!
Monday came and i remembered that it was cupcheck monday, i got to class walking very fast and covering my penis. I saw many guys getting hit in the dick and laughing, some almost crying. Mondays always struck fear in guys, especially me!
by crazyguy83 May 14, 2015

On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.
by slamdee July 15, 2017
