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Moist Resolution

When a female becomes wet whilst watching the "Watermelon Sugar" music video by Harry Styles.

Background: I was watching the watermelon sugar video when I realized that it was all about eating pussy and not just about eating watermelon super aggressively. And the kicker is, I don't even like watermelon.
"Hey, bro my bitch came to a moist resolution whilst listening to Watermelon Sugar"
by AmySueDew July 24, 2021
mugGet the Moist Resolutionmug.

moist boi

Yo, could you grab me a moist boi from the fridge?
by sraavo June 13, 2018
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Moist

Moist... JUST... Moist
That is so Moist.
by Mysterybals January 20, 2017
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moist to tsunami

Rating of how wet something makes you.
On a scale from moist to tsunami, noodle soup is a strong tide.
by Bewiggedroom43 December 6, 2016
mugGet the moist to tsunamimug.

moist shobe

a shobe that has water all over its fur
by MlemShobe November 1, 2019
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moist chestnut

The art of catching semen on the chest area while showering
I called bae over for a moist chestnut before work
by Don Juan Cheadle December 9, 2017
mugGet the moist chestnutmug.

Sacular Moistness

The accumulation of sweat beads or water droplets that form a rash like texture across the surface of your balls and down in your ass.
Nigger A: "Yo I'm gettin' some serious Sacular Moistness rn"
Nigger B: "Same fam, lick it off for me?"

sentence 2:

Nigger a: "Nigga dis hoe done lick up all the Sacular Moistness off my hairy nuts last night.. the damn piss aint come out cuz all that cloggin and shit in there from dah dry cum soo it just drip out and down onto my scrotum and make them beads and shit"

Nigger B: "mmmmmmmmmm"

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by MoistNIgger July 2, 2016
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