Moist Jonathan

A particularly impressive albeit damp mustache. Films such as top gun showcase the beauty and majesty of the moist Jonathan.

Have you seen Alex? He's grown himself one hell of a moist Jonathan.

by Moist J October 6, 2018

levi moist

an absolute giga chad

levi moist is epic

by BRZXGHOST June 15, 2022

moist nipples

When you subscribe to HAMBONE! on YouTube, your nipples get inflammatory and just get all wet and moist.

Person 1: Dude I just watched HAMBONE! 's new vid called cuisine analysis and my nipples got so moist I couldn't go to school the next day
Person 2: I know right, that's what happened to me when I subscribed to Air Owen
Moist nipples: very firm

by MoistFriend69 January 26, 2017

The Moist Sock

where you put you feet in the toilet whilst wearing socks, then you take the sock of and smack a woman's bathing suit area, the water will turn her on and give her "the time of her life" whilst giving her a pain unimaginable

my man is so good in the bedroom, he hits me with the moist sock, i'm a little sore now though

by daddys_toes June 4, 2018

Moist Signature

A creepy alternative to "wet signature," which is currently used in banking and other circumstances that require a tangible, ink signature as opposed to just a digital signature.

I have to actually go into the bank. They need a moist signature to close my account.

by JonCoinedIt January 16, 2024

Moist Coiler

Taking a shit in the shower.

My stomach started rumbling half-way through my shower. I didn't want to get out then start the shower over so I just dropped a Moist Coiler right next to the drain.

by Tommie Tank July 21, 2022

Moist treacle

Another name to describe jail-bait, between adolescent males.

(liam) "oh craig, that girl there is proper fit aint she?''

(craig) ''what ya talking about, thats obviously MOIST TREACLE''

by GiggleCum January 20, 2012