Mister R.

He is a guy from Croatia. He is so fucking hot and his ears are so damn good. He have a very good right foot and he is very fast in jerking off and sex. He never had a girl but he like to said "Bolje u bakicu, nego u šakicu". he is so fucking funny.

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Mister R. je ruter

Mister R. doktor ovog univerzuma sa stranom sarkazma koja dovodi do imitacije drugih ljudi te konstantnog hodanja i nošenja vriće za patike koja mu pre doboro stoji ali ipak on je jedan estravagantni mladić sa nedostatkom humora.

by Mister Grba July 21, 2019

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A friend who is nurturing as a mom and close like a sister.

Come on over my mister.

by jillywilli66 July 31, 2019

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Misery Loves Cumpoony

So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.

Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.

Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.

Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.

by Stoney69 August 29, 2019

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