The hottest mom that any person could have. Any form of “Miller” is doubtless to have an extremely attractive mother, as proven by science. Any person named Miller is bound to get tons of shit from their friends for having such a hot mother.
by Mabua69420 May 6, 2022

A very good-hearted person. Loves music and playing the trumpet in Marching Band. He is slowly coming out of his shell and can easily think outside the box in any situation. He is very dirty minded and is not too tall. He longs for love, but always goes home depressed and angry at himself for never being good enough for people. Really lame and stupid people are the only people who partially understand and accept him, but he always finds himself alone. He is head over heels for a REALLY beautiful young woman with beautiful brown eyes and a perfect personality, but he feels like she never really understands him enough past a friend. He is shy at first, but opens up to become someone who will always be there to help his friends in times of need. He never knows who the hell he is and always goes home wondering what he wants to do with his life and who he is. He loves cat better than dogs and does good in school. He is great at pretending that his life is fine, but always bottles up his true emotions and feelings because he is afraid of getting rejected again. His family does not understand him at all and all he wants is to be seen and heard, but always goes home knowing that it will never happen.
by anonymous April 20, 2024

by A rando on the Interwebs October 5, 2019

by LuckyHitman July 1, 2017

Can be used as a describing word for anything that is completely fucked, whether it be a paroletic person, broken fence or written off car, anything that falls disgustingly short of satisfactory is millered.
Bro, did you see that guy spew on the dance floor then fall asleep in the toilet? Fully millered or what!
by Kdogs stitchups April 24, 2017

Jacked, hangs out with the chillest dudes, wears the freshest clothes, eats at the best restaurants, gets all the ladies.
by Hard as fuck October 25, 2019

Yet another Internet slave owner like Jimmy Wales. Got a perfect reputation by whitewashing themselves.
I know Perkins Miller - said no one.
I trust Perkins Miller - said no one.
Perkins Miller is a cool guy - said no one.
I trust Perkins Miller - said no one.
Perkins Miller is a cool guy - said no one.
by aaamerica September 15, 2024
