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mayonnaise man

A man that has about as much spice and flavor as a jar of mayonnaise.
Rebecca: "OMG This guy sucks at holding a conversation!"
Alex: "Sounds like you got yourself a mayonnaise man."
by creatorofthefarts November 6, 2022
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mayonnaise

making someone realize they're asking for the opposite of what they want. Very effective against intellectuals.
Noam Chomskeys ukraine argument needed a lil mayonnaise to get others to realize that he would defend the nazis if it meant going against US foreign policy.
by mhargis November 19, 2022
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Mayonnaise mace

When you take a metal rod and put it through a mayonnaise and freeze it and after that you take it out and it become a Mayonnaise Mace
by DingleEater November 28, 2022
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Maymuncu

Scholarly way of expressing your jurisdiction in the art of being a monkey. Fruthermore, automatically makes you a professional in your philisophical analysis on monkeys. Compared to other animals you are the superior in every way. This means in simpler terms..... you are someone that physically, mentally, socially, spiritually and philisophically a monkey.
Elif is a maymuncu
Murat is the best Maymuncu
Maymuncu Sira
Turhussy is a maymuncu
by #Maymuncu kingdom December 18, 2022
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Mayonista

Noun: A white foreign national in a primarily Latin country. Usually over the age 60 and from Canada, United States, Australia, or England.
“That bar primarily serves tourists. Look at all the mayonistas outside.”

“Those mayonistas really drive the prices up”

“Pinches mayonistas”
by El Nigre Tigre December 28, 2022
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Mayonista

Noun: A white foreign national in a primarily Latin country. Usually over the age 60 and from Canada, United States, Australia, or England.
“That bar primarily serves tourists. Look at all the mayonistas outside.”

“Those mayonistas really drive the prices up”

“Pinches mayonistas”
by El Nigre Tigre December 28, 2022
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mayson lowell

massive massive hog, beautiful man, defo gets all the women
“i want to shag mayson lowell
by 1M the truth January 15, 2023
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