Mayas, are statistically closeted homosexuals. They tend to initially be not super out-going at the first, but still fun to be around, but once a Maya gets comfortable they tend to show their true colours, if you know what I mean. Mayas tend to be nice and caring people, but have what is basically movie standards in men, as well as poor music taste. They have a high likely hood, to be bedding your mother, and MOST Mayas will actively brag about their night to you in their face. Also, they are very easily addicted to vaping as well as alcohol. Most people can easily see them being abusive mothers in the future, that are constantly drunk. They will also go full hunter mode on you if you withdraw their vape away from them. If you ever have a Maya in your life, for your own safety as well as your families, remove them from your life immediately.
Maya: Have you seen my vape?
Person: No.. (obviously lying to her)
Maya: You're lying, run for your life.
Person: (in danger)
Person 1: Have you seen that Maya girl?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: Well I heard she was bedding your mother the previous night..
Person 2: Oh shit.
Person: No.. (obviously lying to her)
Maya: You're lying, run for your life.
Person: (in danger)
Person 1: Have you seen that Maya girl?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: Well I heard she was bedding your mother the previous night..
Person 2: Oh shit.
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Get the maya grentz mug.Maya is an unstable, constantly crashing, hellscape of a software used in CGI for a lot of stuff. Originally developed by Alias Systems in 1998 it was bought up by the devil itself Autodesk Inc (in 2005) who has since then added nothing or outdated features at each release. It is currently the most widespread 3D software in the cinema industry (for now) and has a large range of uses thanks to the frankenstein nature of all the third party plugins that have been bought by Autodesk and shoved into Maya like you would combine a chicken and a cow using crackers and cement to hold the whole thing together.
You can model, rig, animate, light and render in Maya. The other features are shit and subpar compared to other softwares that will be used instead in the pipeline.
The only good "native" renderer equiped with Maya so far is Arnold which is again an old 3rd party plugin reattached to the main program with the talent of a mad gorrila. This renderer has it's own shaders and nodes that are way better than native Maya ones but manage to crash like 50% out of 90% of the time.
If you are working without saving, then may whatever you believe in help you because Maya has no mercy upon your poor soul and you will suffer loosing 5 hours of work to the beast.
You can model, rig, animate, light and render in Maya. The other features are shit and subpar compared to other softwares that will be used instead in the pipeline.
The only good "native" renderer equiped with Maya so far is Arnold which is again an old 3rd party plugin reattached to the main program with the talent of a mad gorrila. This renderer has it's own shaders and nodes that are way better than native Maya ones but manage to crash like 50% out of 90% of the time.
If you are working without saving, then may whatever you believe in help you because Maya has no mercy upon your poor soul and you will suffer loosing 5 hours of work to the beast.
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