The act of cumming into a cup of ice cream, making an ex pornstar eat said ice cream and then paying her off to never mention your tiny mushroom penis.
by Dirty Donny T April 11, 2024
Get the mar-a-lago milkshakemug. 
If your name is Mars you must be either really gay or didn't want to name yourself after an insect or object. Or just both.
You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate
you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one
also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.
You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate
you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one
also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.
Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.
by zimzalabimboob November 21, 2021
Get the Marsmug. A Person Who Be Slanging But Is Mostly A Loving Person Who Needs Love Yk He Dark Skin Too And Tall And Type Of Hair
by Sheluvyolo January 16, 2024
Get the Mar Marmug. Sarah: OMG you're perfect, but why can’t you hold a conversation?
Niko: because my birthday is mars 7th:)
Niko: because my birthday is mars 7th:)
by Follow my tiktok;) November 18, 2019
Get the mars 7thmug. an extreamly epic fucking person. not only awesome in bed but an awesome person in general. This person is almost 100% gay and trans. Mars is the coolest person in the world, along with being mentally unstable. Mars either has, ADHD, ASD, OCD or BPD or all of. the above. Mars is hot and attractive.
by gaylord1230 March 8, 2022
Get the marsmug. 