Jesus loves you

A phrase used when someone wants to share the love of Jesus Christ, it is important to use this phrase in the correct context as some may become offended.

I've seen a lot of sorry and disrespectful definitions so I thought I would do the phrase justice, I might get downvoted for this but as the scriptures say "If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you." (John 15:18-19).

-Hi, how has your day been
-Not very good
-Oh, I hope it gets better, Jesus loves you.
-Thank you

by rayfire1234 October 10, 2024

nathan loves sam more

nathan loves sam more and thats a fact.

nathan loves sam more an thats scientifically proven

by kezzu November 23, 2024

Jack LOVES Risk of Rain 2

Code for a truly gay man to let his inner desires roam free through the proverbial "Jack"

Whenever I'm really feeling repressed I shout "JACK LOVES RISK OF RAIN 2" and the local gays make me feel much better

by JelqerJelqerOnTheWall April 2, 2025

Stranger Loves Sev. Olregnarts

A palindrome. "Sev." means seven and olregnarts are strangers that like to greet people because in reverse, "olregnarts" is "stranger, lo!" with "lo" meaning "hello".

Person 456: I time traveled, but to what year? I know! Let me ask other people about the new palindrome!
Person 456: Stranger Loves Sev. Olregnarts!
People 001 to 455: The new palindrome!
Person 456: Guess I'm in 2025. This'll be the next popular palindrome. *smirks*

by A skibidigmasexual man July 15, 2025

jasper loves maddy the most

the truth.

"Wow, Jasper loves Maddy the most!!"

by jaspersh September 8, 2025

HP-Lovephile

Someone who is attracted, or sexually attracted to H. P. Lovecraftian monsters/entities. A HP-Lovephile is typically only attracted to monsters that are just eldritch in power.

HP-Lovephile: "God, I'd totally want Cthulhu to bend me over."

Person I: "... You're weird, y'know that right?"

by DataBrawl October 14, 2025

colton loves feet

a dork with no aspirations and no friends and no happiness which forces him to goon (he can do it all day because he dropped out of school to drop-ship and escape the matrix)

even tho he does all this u still wanna have an affair with him

"yo colton loves feet you down to escape teh matrix w me"
colton: "yes"

by freaky colton hater 420 November 16, 2025