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jossy league

A pair of kidults. One male and one female. Known to be full of surprises and often slightly retarded but awesome none the less when paired together. A case of 1+1=MEGA! A perfect combination.
Look at those weirdos. They got a jossy league goin' on!
by Miss I Wood July 25, 2016
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THIS IS ROCKET LEAGUE

In game 7 of NRG vs Dignitas at the World Championship grand final, the teams are 3-3 in the series and 2-2 in the game. With just 4 seconds to go Turbopulsa scores to put Dignitas 3-2 up. With such a short amount of time remaining for NRG to equalise and force overtime, The kick-off goes in favour of NRG. The clock hits 0 as JSTN keeps the ball up in his corner by pinching it into the midfield towards Fireburner. Fireburner takes 50/50 with Turbopulsa pushing the ball to the right side of the field which bounces high above the Dignitas goal. JSTN comes soaring in from his side of the field and cushions the ball perfectly under Kaydop to even the score sheet and push into overtime.

This moment led to the famous “This is Rocket League” quote from caster Callum “Shogun” Keir.
Most iconic rocket league moment of all time.
"4 seconds left! NRG needs this immediately they’ve got the kickoff in there favor Kaydop tries to clear it is almost down, can't let it hit the floor.. Violentpanda hits it the long way and it’s almost there jstn keeps it alive challenge was right there it hits the corner NRG still around jstn is there for the shot and it’s in!! jstn!!! jstn!! this is rocket league!!
by sw_21 August 17, 2023
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League Of Legends

The game where people spend too much money on and probably watch porn of it
You LIKE league of legends???
by ceo of petard June 27, 2019
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League of Losers Day

11/9. The day where you either expose your League purchase history via "How much I have spent on League?" Or have your friends do it for you.
ELIJAH: Oh my god I can't believe I have spent almost $200 on League!
ALEX: We should check Max, it is League of Losers Day...
MAX: No reason to tbh, my records clean. ($3796.21)
by I am broke November 9, 2022
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League poisoning

When a league of legends player has a hard time enjoying games different from league of legends.
Often happens to player who are very competitive, And different games of different difficulties tend to be too little of a challenge. Of course some times the difficulty is unrelated and even the hardest game , Will still be considered easy compared to the likelihood of over-topping another player online.
Jon: "Oh dude you should play this new "Title" That is coming out, It looks sick!
Bob: "No thanks man I'm just gonna league"

Jon: "But dude , All you do is play league"
Bob: "What can I say , Single player games are too easy"
Jon: "Bob I think you might be suffering from "League poisoning"
by MrHangetsu June 22, 2019
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Little Ivy League

A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”
Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.
by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023
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Premier League

The most watched league in the world, set in the founding place of football (England, but also Wales some seasons)
20 teams compete but some teams are absolutely hopeless to win anything (Sheffield United, Luton Town, Burnley)
1. who is winning the Premier League?
2. Probably Arsenal, Tottenham, Liverpool, Man City
by ighvkio December 13, 2023
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