knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist

"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."

by DunchThirty February 13, 2012

Navaja Knife

Shit Knife In Counter-Strike

Person 1: KNIFE!!!!

Person 2: YOO WHAT IS IT

Person 1: It's a Navaja Knife **then proceed to off yourself**

by Mongoosey April 30, 2021

time knife

It’s a phrase that some dude on the Erin that me that made no sense because he’s probably high when typing it.

You’ve seen the hat man? But not the time knife!?

by Uglyeye28 April 21, 2023

Knife

Someone who has suspicious behavior, such as snitching, two-facing, or hypocritical actions.

Don’t invite her to the party because she’s a knife.

by MeatPiece August 4, 2024

Butter Knifing

When a man is having gay thoughts about another man.

I had to leave the party because that guy was butter knifing me.

by Bl4ckwat3r June 3, 2022

Knife

When your boyfriend goes on a week long trip and has an urge to place one leg between your two pieces of thigh candy.

Damn bae, I just can't wait to knife the middle of those legs all night long!

by SonOfTheGreat January 12, 2015

Black Knife dagger

A legendary dagger in elden ring used by the black knife assassins.

Guy 1-Yo I just got the black knife dagger poggers
Guy 2-thats epic

by super bored man March 22, 2022