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Bald King

Title of the fabled Asmongold.
This title in particular originated from the tale of his hairline, receding over the years of being affected by excessive raging. Through his actions, peasants eventually started to call their king mad and bald and thus ultimately named him the Bald King. Albeit a receiver of mockery in his years of reign, his subjects always considered him a generous king of heart and less a tyrant king.
Tailor (on the marketplace): I am here before the Bald King arrives.
Enchanter (in the throne room): Bald King, my liege, please take this gold as my humble offering.
Knight (on the battlefield): Bald King Asmongold, I will follow you into any battle.
by Geroolt oof Roovia April 26, 2021
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Boba King

The embodiment of a true boba addiction. They say the tea itself flows through his veins.
Kevin is such a Boba King; the man is so bobaesic.
by BobaKing September 5, 2019
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voice king

A disparaging term for a male who attempts to suck his testicles into his stomach to make his speaking voice sound more gruff and seductive. Often observed on popular social media applications with voice or video capabilities.
Girl 1: "Did you hear that voice king last night in vc?"
Girl 2: "HE WAS SO CRINGE IPL"
by deeveeesss February 19, 2023
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crumb king

A person who leaves a trail of food crumbs everywhere they go. Someone who could make soup into crumbs and drop them on the floor/table.
"Have you seen that Matthew guy? He's super cute, but everywhere he goes there is a trail of bread crumbs! What gives?" "Oh, you didn't know? He's the crumb king."
by sannabanana November 7, 2014
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Lilly King

Lilly King is an amazing American swimmer who broke many records in the 2016 Olympic Games and fina world championships. She also got 4 American records recently in the ISL championships. She is a strong, beautiful, hard worker and is underrated. She is also, my idol.
Hey! Who’s Lilly king?

Oh! She’s an American swimmer with many gold medals and American records!
by Lilly King fan November 30, 2020
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King Dedede

The self-proclaimed king of Dreamland who used to want to CLOBBA DAT DAIR KIRBEH. Dedede has become more of an ally to Kirby in his recent adventures but the two still have a rivalry.
"Who just stole all of our food?"
"Oh that was just King Dedede."
by ThePumpkinGhost April 1, 2022
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King Mike

Tell dark handsome Dominant Male who speaks his mind.

Hated by many because of his integrity and brutal honesty.

Loved by many because of his brutal honesty and integrity.
He has the charm and the appeal to be like King Mike.
He also has the ability to be an ass like King Mike.
by King Mike Da Dom December 4, 2019
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