Juan

Thiccest nigga you'll ever meet, has a dick that is 3145686 percent bigger than yours. He plays Minecraft and Roblox 25/7 and has more robux than what your family will ever have. He's sometimes a quirky VSCO girl at heart, but when you date him you will realize why all the girls in the school likes him (Hint: his peepee is big). He always gets the ladies and is known for managing to seduce the preschoolers. Although he seems like a manly tough guy, he will still go full communist with his intellect in math tests, his IQ is incalculable but it is rumoured to be over 9000. This doesn't mean you should be on his bad side, he personally knows the CEO of racism and it is even speculated that he IS the CEO of racism.

-Omg Juan is hot and sexy, I really want to date him
-Omg me too *nuts*

by Bruh3 October 01, 2019

Juan

A bitch who can't hold a relationship for longer than two weeks. Juan is also incredibly short, and extremely unathletic.

Juan, although nice, needs to stop facetiming girls who don't like him back and get on playstation.

by rudyhateshisfriends November 10, 2020

Juan

A brown horse tha apears magicali in any part of the world

Juan, mi god.

by Superpedrusco19 January 17, 2022

Juan

In the meme subreddits (Reddit categories), Juan is a black horse on a balcony, and can be used to designate a horse on a balcony

Person 1: there's a horse on this balcony

Person 2:yeah, some people call it a Juan

by Super_Salty_Boi November 03, 2020

Juan

A black person who thinks he is white, this name is given to black dwarfs who have down syndrome.

Person 1: Where is Juan
Juan: Down here nigger
Person 1: Shut up nigger you're not white, go pick cotton for Gustavo

by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 02, 2023

Juan

Juan is a daddy and sexy, he is someone who is also funny and a cutie.

Wow Juan is so cool

by Afloatlist38 December 19, 2018

Juan

juan is a fucking nerd

Omg look at Juan
🤢

by brooked October 13, 2019