The garage isn't a garage it's full of funk. Like garbage or . Or useless junk. Don't meet flea market standards.
by waternymph July 1, 2017

The sickest party in the world. Originally from Rio de Janeiro. W/ the best music you could ever hear!!
1. Were you at the baile funk last night?
2. Mc ___ was at the baile funk Friday, he’s so hot!!
3. You are weird if you don’t like baile funk
2. Mc ___ was at the baile funk Friday, he’s so hot!!
3. You are weird if you don’t like baile funk
by Dumb.fuck_bitch August 25, 2020

the space in between shows where you become an empty husk that makes you feel like you deserve no love or food or friends or self care
by TylerTarzanStan897 November 10, 2019

You know what pre funk is? huh its like pre game but for the hip and cool. come on guys you right, right? guy? hello? - Killeah
by Killeah September 9, 2022

A very blonde, very large penis.
Did you see Christian's funk tree last night?
No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.
No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.
by hotdishultimate July 9, 2009

funk is a better word for disgusting or nasty. You have to say like before you say funk or else you are saying it wrong!
by meltedcurlyfries July 17, 2021

A word used when a man fingers a sexy girl’s stinky, blue cheese smelling pussy and then smells his fingers
by Slappyass35 June 16, 2019
