network horse

A HUGE white horse thats runs through forests, barns, cities, and whatnot creating mischief and chaos by merging into traffic and throwing berries into parades for avoiding network confusion.it will beat your ass with a catalog if you speak of prologue. Usually screams network at the top of its lungs.

" Holy shit that network horse was huge"

" Yeah i know I saw it last night it was chasing me because i spoke of some sort of fucking prologue."

by Leroy broowwwwnnnn August 5, 2007

horse arse

One who cannot consume his quota of Black Horse within the alloted time of a right nuts chug contest. Punishment for being a horse arse is usually being left out on the road once passed out.

"hey rick, look at dat fuckin' horse arse"
"lets toss dat horse arse!"

by Jim Bartlett February 2, 2008

Three Horses

adj: To get figuratively raped so badly that it is as if three horses shoved their large meat into three orifice's of your body and ripped you into pieces.

Tom: What did you think of the quiz yesterday?
Sarah: It was three horses bad.

by I HATE SCHOOL March 23, 2008

Retarded Horse

A two legged retarded animal.

A chicken-like animal but retarded. Retarded horse that is it.

by Retarded Horse Lover January 1, 2012

charlie horse

when someone hits you in the leg with a nuckle causing a very painful cramp

hey you know what a charlie horse is... let me show ya

by nathanael tompkins February 10, 2008

study horse

Someone that study alot

Man your such a study horse.

by somedude December 6, 2004

horse finger

noun.
A horse finger is just what it says it is: a horse's finger, but if you have ever seen a horse; you would know that horses have no fingers, and that horse fingers don't exist. Which is why it is used as an insult, because if you call someone a horse finger you're saying that they are essentially nothing.

Person 1: You're a loser, a zero, a nobody.
Person 2: Yeah, well you're a horse finger

by Cannibus Indica April 20, 2004