Granny Gasp

When you unintentionally make food taste better

I Granny Gasped when I overpoured Tajin in my cucumbers

by Martini1267 October 16, 2025

Backwards granny

One partner is is holding onto a walker whilst the other is holding their legs. All the while grinding as vigorously as possible without breaking a hip. (Protection suggested but not required)

Granddaughter: “oh no, I walked in on mamaw and papaw doing the backwards granny!”

Grandson: “damn.”

by created the backwards granny October 21, 2017

Goose Granny

The lesbian version of duck daddy for the elderly

Heidi is the og Goose Granny.

by The Duckiest of Daddies January 24, 2025

granny sniffer

A pedophile who like to sniff grannies.

Stop bring a granny sniffer

by GrannySniffer101 July 2, 2023

Granny sniff

A soundalike for Granny Smith

Person 1: Hey, look, that guy looks like a granny sniff.
Person 2: No, you're a granny sniff you fuu-jee apple.

by plagiarismbelike January 29, 2024

Granny Flop

When you try to crochet or knit a granny square but it does not go well and looks bad.

I tried to crochet at granny square but instead it ended up as a granny flop.

by Neo8885 March 23, 2024

Grannie's Hangbag

I massive shit that doesn't look heavy until you grab it.

OMG! Johnny did you drop a grannie's hangbag in the toilet upstairs?

by Handsome Ass Nibba January 29, 2024