bearded funk box

Unshaven vagina that smells like feet with a hint Brut( By Fabrage ).

She nasal assaulted me with her bearded funk box. I told her to close her legs because her bearded funk box destroyed my sense of smell.

by Bad Baloo December 21, 2024

Christmas Afternoon Funk

The feeling one gets during the afternoon and evening hours of Christmas Day. The gifts have been unwrapped, the cousins, uncles and in-laws have all gone home, and leftovers fill the fridge. The holiday festivities, so heavily anticipated, are now over, leaving an empty feeling inside.

After the family had opened Christmas gifts, and all the relatives had gone home, the family felt the Christmas Afternoon Funk begin to creep in. Christmas Holidays

by d_leet December 26, 2016

Jonah Funk

Leader having more than enough skill at basketball with a longs dick and slender man arms. A true handsome man who pulls women and owns other towns.

Hey, you’re so rad, you’re the Jonah Funk of this gym!

by Epg>Fhs March 20, 2023

unc funk

when your unc does the disco finger at a wedding/birthday/function/etc.

when yo unc be wilding at the function doing that crazy little dance(you know the dance)

yo uncle don over here doing the unc funk

by creator of the unc funk February 10, 2023

Addictive funk

Used to describe when something unconventional results in satisfaction and/or pleasure.

The chorus has an addictive funk to it.

Dry dog food has that addictive funk.

by Avidaddictivefunker February 24, 2024

Addictive funk

The irresistible appeal of something that isn't usually enjoyable, but has a unique quality that keeps you coming back for more.

Smell this parmesan cheese, it's got that addictive funk to it.

That melody has an addictive funk.

Sneezing has an addictive funk.

by ebabe01 June 03, 2024

Funk Tunnel

Another term for butthole

Want to explore my funk tunnel baby...

by Squatch10 February 10, 2019