13 minute shit

when a kid goes to the bathroom with his headphoneson and staysay in there for 13 minutes you think he's doing a little bit more then pooping

So a kid went to the bathroom with his phone and headphone and you can hear just a little bit clap clap clap and you wonder what it is hmm phone headphones and had been in there for 13 minutes he must be jacking off . parents it's normal and it's called 13 minute shit so get used to it

by Bathroomjokes101 September 22, 2016

Bill Gates' minute

When you are installing an update or a new program, the progress bar says "one minute left" and you sit in front of the screen for five or ten waiting for it to finish....

Hey George, you leavin' or not?
I can't. This POS showed me a minute left in the bar five minutes ago...
It is a Bill Gates' minute!

by Bahamian01 September 2, 2012

last-minute-ditch

When someone plans to meet up or do something in advance and fucks you over just as its scheduled to happen.

Fuck you namz for this last-minute-ditch.

by Last-minute-ditch March 22, 2016

five minute panties

Five minute panties are basically lingerie and/or lace style undies that are worn for five minutes or less before sexual intercourse.

Friend: So how did it go last night?
Me: It was amazing, other than him not noticing my five minute panties at all.

by Leopardqueen23 November 27, 2018

Football Five Minutes

About an hour.

"Hey man, you want to go out for dinner in about a Football Five Minutes? "
"What?"

"Ya know like an hour?"

"Eh?"

by TheVondellian May 22, 2021

Last-Minute-Manda

Someone who is to leave everything to the last minute.

Guy1: Dude, have you handed your assignment in yet?
Guy2: Nah, I'm such a Last-Minute-Manda!

by acb10 April 22, 2014

Haven't Talked In A Minute

To not speak to someone in a long time.

Word ! We haven't talked in a minute !

by Mz.Niquey August 15, 2011