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fair hat

An insult that the recipient, nonetheless, agrees with. Often said by the recipient when a particularly insulting piece of criticism is made, in order to disarm the person who lobbed the insult. In effect, acknowledging that the insult is true, in other words, "you got me."
Person 1: Goddamn, every one of you gym rats seems to forget to use the shower after working out.

Person 2: I mean, fair hat, honestly. I suppose I could be more hygienic.
by RobotGoggles June 17, 2024
mugGet the fair hatmug.

Jizz Fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup jizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Honestly, Gladys, meeting Mr. Right is overrated. I’m ovulating and was thinking of heading to the Jizz Fair again. I’m just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 20, 2024
mugGet the Jizz Fairmug.

Fair use

Isn't going to convince me to not murder a kid over what you're doing here.
Hym "Yeah, fair use is not going get me to tolerate what is happening here and I'm not going to let you have it without paying."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
mugGet the Fair usemug.

Indiana Street Fair

Andrew - "Hey dude, did you end up gangbanging that grandma on Saturday?" Jim - "Yes, it was quite the Indiana Street Fair."
by JimmyHendrix69 June 10, 2025
mugGet the Indiana Street Fairmug.

darke faire

The yearly gathering for Slussalos and others who aren't down with the clown, at which the Ice-man serves cotton candy and vanilla flavored ice. Also, dunk violent J, and the tilt-o-whirl of impending sorrow, and the hall of mirrors and glory-holes
"Man, last year's Darke Faire kicked more ass than me at a Jugga-gathering."
by brokeassninja April 2, 2004
mugGet the darke fairemug.

Fair one

A fair one when fighting is fighting a person one on one and not jumping people who actually know how to fight often do fair ones
Example: “fight me in a fair one no jumping !”
by Kashhtoofnnastee September 26, 2023
mugGet the Fair onemug.

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