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it-has-been-cold-as-a-mutha factor

This is the opposite of a wind-chill factor. When it has been cold for a long time, and then there is a mild winter day, it feels a lot warmer than it is.
Today is February 10. In Cleveland, it is 50 degrees, but with the it-has-been-cold-as-a-mutha factor it feels like 75.
by fletch042 February 10, 2009
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pucker factor number 9

A term that one uses to describe, and to discreetly convey in public, their urgency and need to visit a toilet to take a crap. Number nine is always used as the guage to describe the tightness of the sphincter, which conveys that the person is right on the edge of crapping their pants.
"Hey man, I have to get out of here fast - I've got pucker factor number 9"
by LuLu B. August 24, 2007
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Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.
Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008
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Bone factor

It’s a basic definition of the sexual attractiveness of a female. The higher the number, the greater the desire to bury bones in that backyard.
Kellie was looking exceptionally slutty last night, she had a bone factor of 10 going!

If Jennifer would have quit with those cigarettes, her bone factor would go from 5 to 10!
by Richter Ass October 22, 2023
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fuzz factor

The quantitative measurement of the fuzziness of a physical object. Fuzz per square centimeter. ( Fz/cm² )
Quantum Observer 1: Oh hello, I see you've got a nice sized bird their!

Quantum Observer 2: Why yes I got it while traveling abroad in London, I stole it from some jewpies. It's got a fuzz factor of 2.0
by evasic2 February 28, 2010
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Obtuse factor

a factor in math thats very obtuse
isa: oh wow that girl that is horizontally challenged looks like she could solve an obtuse factor equation
vivi: oh wow yes shes very obtuse factor
by i hate obtuse factors ;-; SAIK December 28, 2023
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obtuse factor

isa: oh wow that girl over there is obese and a faggot
vivi: OMG no dont say that in puic, lets use code words shes an obtuse factor
by i hate obtuse factors ;-; SAIK December 28, 2023
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