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it-has-been-cold-as-a-mutha factor

This is the opposite of a wind-chill factor. When it has been cold for a long time, and then there is a mild winter day, it feels a lot warmer than it is.
Today is February 10. In Cleveland, it is 50 degrees, but with the it-has-been-cold-as-a-mutha factor it feels like 75.
by fletch042 February 10, 2009
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pucker factor number 9

A term that one uses to describe, and to discreetly convey in public, their urgency and need to visit a toilet to take a crap. Number nine is always used as the guage to describe the tightness of the sphincter, which conveys that the person is right on the edge of crapping their pants.
"Hey man, I have to get out of here fast - I've got pucker factor number 9"
by LuLu B. August 24, 2007
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Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.
Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).
by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008
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swing factor

An external force or forces (eg. person, event, place, thing, etc.) that contribute(s) to making a decision either one way or the other.
Tom: I'm not sure if I'm going to Derek's party tonight.

Dave: Tracey will be there. I heard through the grape vine that she gets down with one dude and another girl on the first Saturday of every month. Guess what tonight is!

Tom: Well there's my swing factor.
by SnooksOnFire February 12, 2010
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skeeve factor

when the person you are dating and sleeping with has become so distasteful to you, that you can't stand the thought of being with them sexually.
I had gotten to the point of skeeve factor with my ex-boyfriend John, and couldn't stand the thought of him touching me or the idea of ever sleeping with him again.
by Dr. Sexpert November 5, 2010
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Pucker Factor Zulu

The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.
Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!
by KSparx September 17, 2024
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Ice Factor

The unit used to measure the amount someone looks straight from Cartoon Network. One with high "Ice Factor" may be considered: surreal, animatronic, humanoid, not from real life. Ice Factor borders on uncanny valley, but can be differentiated by its animated or cartoon-like similarity.
by Dope6969 June 4, 2023
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