it-has-been-cold-as-a-mutha factor

This is the opposite of a wind-chill factor. When it has been cold for a long time, and then there is a mild winter day, it feels a lot warmer than it is.

Today is February 10. In Cleveland, it is 50 degrees, but with the it-has-been-cold-as-a-mutha factor it feels like 75.

by fletch042 February 10, 2009

pucker factor number 9

A term that one uses to describe, and to discreetly convey in public, their urgency and need to visit a toilet to take a crap. Number nine is always used as the guage to describe the tightness of the sphincter, which conveys that the person is right on the edge of crapping their pants.

"Hey man, I have to get out of here fast - I've got pucker factor number 9"

by LuLu B. August 24, 2007

Distance Distortion Factor (DDF)

The mathematical equation/proof that girls are exponentially hotter, the farther away they are from you.

Wowwwwwwwwww, look at that shorty up there, she be lookin' good!

Naww, man, dats just the Distance Distortion Factor (DDF).

by A Bathing Ape August 16, 2008

Drool Factor

A very hot person. Good looking and charismatic.

To salivate.

Dudes got a drool factor close to a 10.

by Jayne Emerald June 16, 2017

Trolley Wind Chill Factor

The wind-chill factor that one calculates at night as they ride the trolley down to the BART station in San Francisco. People who usually do this are brave for enduring such temperatures and like to place their cold fingers on your neck.

(On the Trolley)
E: Hey, do you want to sit down.

R: No it's ok, I'll just stand.

E: Okay, while you're out there can you calculate the Trolley Wind Chill Factor for me??

R: (stink eye)

by candycrazee October 14, 2011

Rolfs factor

A mathematical factor, used on equations to obtain the correct result, no matter the operation required to be performed.

"I cant get the correct result in this formula"
"Just use Rolfs factor"
"Oh yes, now it works"

by Wagio December 7, 2017

Two Factor Authentication

A sex position where a person stimulates their partner by wriggling their index finger in their partner’s anus whilst wriggling their tongue in their partner’s nostril.

My boss made me undergo a two factor authentication before I could log into my computer.

by The Smooth Surface July 7, 2022