Beyond beautiful girl, pushing the laws of physics with her unmatched ethereal glow and mesmerising deep brown eyes, she makes my stomach twirl into a knot that even the wizard of laces couldn’t untie. She is more breathtaking than a fun house engulfed in flames. In a stadium filled with only the finest women she is by far the finest. I will make her my wife for life if she gives me the honour.
Sheridan eve : *plays with Rubik’s cube looking prettier then the most precious pearl yet to be unopened in a beautiful clam deep under the sea*
Me : you’re beautiful.
Me : you’re beautiful.
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A evil psycho who lies about being a girl you fell in love with 7 years ago then dresses up as her to rape or steal your semen by squatting on you like a duck 🦆
They put vinegar up the vj before acts and only when it’s too late are you incapacitated by the scent. Probably fx makeup specialist and a actual artist or painter
A evil psycho who lies about being a girl you fell in love with 7 years ago then dresses up as her to rape or steal your semen by squatting on you like a duck 🦆
They put vinegar up the vj before acts and only when it’s too late are you incapacitated by the scent. Probably fx makeup specialist and a actual artist or painter
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