Carl of Duty

it was never actually called "Carl of Duty" the original title of the game, was Call of Duty. After numerous virgin years of playing Call of Duty, Carl Kinsey grew to love the game more and more in what his friends would describe as, an 'unhealthy romantic relationship'. The similarities found in the words Call and Carl were too uncanny thus creating the phrase Carl of Duty.

John "I fucked Carl's Bitch"
Tyler "Did he see nah."
John "nah that Chinese kid is playing Carl of Duty"

by Sketto420 September 21, 2021

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Duties

Shitting out your uppity Jew lies and stealing other people's shit upto and including rights in the name of your kids.

Hym "Nah, I am not doing any duties until I get the credit I deserve and my fucking grievance is remediated and I CAN PROVE you are not protecting your kids by doing this and I can do it today. So, fuck your kids. You're delusional about being the fucking duty-man. The threat to you kids isn't greater than the threat this poses to me and their lives aren't more important than mine."

by Hym Iam September 4, 2025

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Drop a Duty

Take place in a long hard steamy session of modern warfare 2 that spans a few hours, especially when exams are close

Me and my roomate smoked a few bowls then drop a duty for a few hours. Needless to say, our grades this semester are lacking

by slogan88 April 23, 2010

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Call Of Duty

A game series featuring some of the best games (BO2, WAW, MW1 2 and 3) and some of the worst (WW2, BO4), made by a group of companies (sledgehammer games, treyarch, raven) under one behemoths supervision (Activision) Until Activision decided enough was enough and pretty much started making the games later down the road. (bo4 im looking at you)

Mike: Hey, what's your favorite Call Of Duty game?
Kyle: Oh definitely WW2, who doesn't like that game?
Jeff: I will fucking kill you.
Me: The best is arguably BO2.
Jeff: Yessir

by JynxIsTheName December 9, 2020

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Call of Duty Syndrome

a. A symptom that usually plagues males between the ages of 10 and 30 causing them to be unable to disassociate the game "Call of Duty" from reality. The game "Call of Duty when chronically played can cause a disorder of the mental process including a state of confusion, personality changes and impaired reasoning.

b. Those who play "Call of Duty" in a persistent and recurring way tend to start believing that they are part of a military organization, With their mental state in disarray they tend to believe what they do in game is all real and that they have actually done the feats that their avatar or character in game has accomplished.

Example a. Excerpt taken from real person suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome who threatened a YouTube personality

a. "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 👎Baaddd ShIT👎👎👎 👎, and I have over 300 confirmed (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ)👌👀. I am trained in 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 warfare and I’m the top shiter in the entire US armed mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌."

Example b. Person(s) talking about suffering perosn(s)

b. "Tim lost it, he is always on the look out for IED's and told me that he has over 300 confirmed kills with an RPG, yet he has never been in the military... I think Tim is suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome or COD Syndrome."

by Braotis July 23, 2016

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