Dude Bro

18- 40 year old guy. Some key characteristics are the following: 1) travels in packs of similar kind 2) restaurant of choice is BW3 or local establishment that serves wings and has lots of tvs for sports 3) always drives a truck even though it's rarely used for it's intended purpose 4) plays tons of video games that involve violence or football 5) roots for a college they didn't attend 6) has been in community college for the last 4 years in "business" 7) lives with their parents or a group of guys 8) wears a jersey out on a Saturday night 9) chews tobacco and always carries a spittoon around (bottle) 10) likes movies that are action packed 11) wears a small gold chain 12) good chance they have a DUI 13) dates girls that have no idea who the vice president is 14) wears boxers and makes sure people see them 15) likes rap, classic rock or country.

Most guys at BW3s are Dude Bros.

by vandergoose October 24, 2011

dude that's just wrong

My friend, what you have just said is very strange and disturbing, in a bad way. I think you may require psychiatric help.

Bob: Everyone describe their ultimate sexual fantasy!
Fred: I want to be fucked by two dickgirls.
Sean: I wanna shag a dog.
Bob: Threesome with Victoria Beckham and Cher
Sean: Dude that's just wrong.

by Darth Ridley November 1, 2006

Dude I'm off tomorrow

Used in the work place when you do not work the following day in the following situations

1: To express why you are not doing one of your required tasks.

2: Response when someone reminds you of something you didn't do.

3. To express your degree of not giving a shit.

Joe: Shouldn't you be sweeping the store?
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow

Jane: You didn't file your reports
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow

Bill: The boss is gonna be fucking pissed, the store looks like shit, and there is missing money.

You: Dude I'm off tomorrow.

by Senbonzakura713 April 11, 2009

Dude what are you doing?

A Philism most often used in blatantly obvious situations.

Phil: Dude what are you doing? (Said to man sitting on toilet conducting the butt orchestra)
Mistral: WTF I’m giving birth to a brown baby boy what’s it sound like?

by Hooter Hunter August 25, 2004

Dude Guys

1. (Interj.) A filler word, used to start sentances in place of words like "hey," or to add emphasis.

2. (Pron.)A way to address a group of people.

Note the distinct difference from Dude Guys I Don't Know (DGIDK)

Dude guys, where's my phone?

Dude guys, I'm ripshit pissed!

Hey dude guys, where you at?

by An Original Dude Guy April 2, 2009

dude unit

another name for a guy's schlong

That chick was totally checking out my dude unit.

by 80sailor September 20, 2005

dude heat

The heat that is generated when several males pass out in the same vicinity.

There was some pretty unbearable dude heat in the hotel room.

by Gus Muscleman January 6, 2009