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that's what a man does

The definition for "That's what a man does" entered by Burner is perfect.

the phrase itself derived from the Girl Next Door...
-There is this really hot girl, the girl next door
=So did you bang her yet?
-Yeah, right I banged her (sarcasm)
because "THATS WHAT A MAN DOES."

Lines that are associated with "what a man does":

"All I wanna do is bang hot chicks" (girl next door)
"We are all going streaking...through the quad to the gymnasium" (old school)
"F#CK IT, I'll squeeze one" (GND)
"We can't lose our composure" (OS)
"You got to use my girlfriend, shes so good, wanna give her a throw?" (GND)
"I guess I am a little freaked out about only having sex with one person (points to his wife) for the rest of my life" (OS)
"How's the rack?" (GND)
"Do you know how lucky you are to land someone as sexually enlightened as Hedi..look Columbus wasn't looking for America when he went sailing away, but he found it and that sure as heck worked out for the rest of us" (0S)
"I would have nailed her right there and then"(GND)

FOR INFO ON HOW TO DO WHAT A MAN DOES: Learn from anything that a man has done in the Girl Next Door (especially giving her Bourbon to get her drunk for sex) and Old School. These are textbook examples of "what a man does."
examples are listed above.
by Ytown man July 14, 2005
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she doesn't count

when two males are discussing who they fancy and they name the female that every other male fancies.

Its the highest status a female can receive in school or at work in terms of who fancies her.
Male 1: "So which one of the girls do you fancy then."

Male 2: "Jane"

Male 1: "Yes I fancy Jane as well but everyone fancies Jane, you have to name someone else, she doesn't count."

Male 2: "OK I also fancy Sarah."

Male 1: "I also fancy Helen."
by covdav October 13, 2010
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domestic

Dude howd that race go against the mustang?
Dont really know, he broke down after 20 ft.
by Anonymous October 10, 2003
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it doesnt matter

by sj0r April 27, 2003
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Domestic Engineering

A new science invented by a high school senior at Richland Collegiate High School.

After noticing most Engineers are men she decided to try and promote engineering for women. Unfortunately, most of the women didn't understand how they could make a sandwich with mechanical engineering, or even what mechanical engineering was.

In response to her failure, she founded this new academic science specifically for women. Domestic engineering is the design of all the household necessities not already designed by men. These include, and are limited to, sandwiches or babies.
I'm glad that chick finally got knocked up, maybe now she'll drop up and take up Domestic Engineering like a real woman.
by PedanticRagingAssHole November 24, 2010
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doneski

Similar to but not exactly like Donski. Doneski refers to when something or someone or many someones are done with/finished/over
My Grandmother is Doneskis. After he broke the tackle, Toomer was Doneskis. I ate so much, I was Doneskis. After the Grand Slam, the mets had a huge lead and the Phillies were doneskis.
If I don't pass this test I am doneski. Once Clemens walked into that courtroom, he was doneski.
by Dave Doneskis March 4, 2008
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i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!

the talk of mr. T, but with some added nerd-talk. he is expressing his pity for the fools who dont like the frozen dairy product called ice cream
sam gloshen: i dont like ice cream
MR T.:i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!


chris daviduk: MR T. do you pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream?

MR T.: i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!
by mr. beck's advisory March 3, 2009
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