Dong Whiskers

"I need to trim my dong whiskers before my date tonight"
by Miguele Ghee July 20, 2017
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Dong cranker

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.
My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.
by beaner master98 September 08, 2016
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Dong Nugget

A Dong Nugget is someone with a bad attitude or personality.
Joey is a real dong nugget sometimes.
by Princessawesome22 December 11, 2015
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rad dong

A broad euphemism for sexual intercourse.

First usage of "Rad Dong" as a verb is generally traced back to the novel Hardcase McDougal and the Huge Fucking Mystery by author Keith Blackwater, though it may be argued that dongs have been rad prior to the writing of that book.
Byron: "Want to come over and talk about feelings?"
James: "Maybe later. I was fixin' to go rad dong that homeless girl in the alley across the street."
Byron: "Cool beans. Rad dong the shit out of her, brah."
by dontsmokecrackwinkwink January 29, 2015
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Burrito Dong

When someones dong is thick, and short.
"I went over to Adam's house last night, he showed me his Burrito Dong."
by Burrito May 25, 2014
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dong wang

1) Penis Penis
2) What the Chinese internet calls Trump. Directly translated as “the king of knowledge”. This name was triggered by his claim that “Nobody knows the coronavirus better than me”, after he was reported to have been infected with the virus.
by T7mCy4 November 25, 2020
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Dong Brow

Someone acting like an exceptionally big asshole. Worse than both an asshole and dickhead.
Wow bro, why would you do that? That's a real dong brow move, I swear!

Shut up dong brow, I don't want to hear it.
by armchair_hero April 23, 2019
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