Doctor Vetorkian

Veterinarian who moonlights making house calls to euthanize pets.

We wanted our dog put down in the comfort of his bed, surrounded by family, so I called Doctor Vetorkian.

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by Wizard of Odds February 6, 2025

Doctor Doom Syndrome

A mental illness in which the person afflicted may be awesome in every way imaginable, yet they let one person prevent them from not being a dick.

Nate: I don’t get it, Frank’s got a steady job, he’s an accomplished musician, and he knows more than anyone I know, but he keeps acting like a dick whenever his ex is around.

Mat: He’s got Doctor Doom syndrome for sure.

by Nategt616 September 27, 2021

Bird Doctor

Bird Doctor is mostly used by players from SCP Secret Laboratory, defined SCP-049. 'Cause 049 looks like a bird.

Player (Most Likely Class-D): Guys, run, Bird Doctor is coming.

by FunKodex December 8, 2018

Doctor

(n.) A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills.

My owe my doctor $72,000.

by igotsorn February 1, 2020

Doctor Who

the best fucking man on the planet earth

I WANNA WATCH DOCTOR WHOOOOOOOOOOO

by RtchetRachael February 2, 2022

Doctor Spock

A type of facial expression, specifically eyebrow movement when you catch your ho lying, cheating, if you will...

... Suspecting that someone has gone "Where No Man Has Gone Before"

My girl came back, said she went to the store, I got all Doctor Spock on her ass

by joeydnewyork February 21, 2020

dial the doctor

A term for female masturbation

“I don’t wanna go out clubbing tonight, I’ll just stay home and dial the doctor”

by CowboyRoy December 30, 2022