dock

Cross between dick and cock to describe a man who is being a dick and/or cock

Dude 1: I think I'm gonna hit it and quit it, man
Dude 2: Wow, you're being a dock, dude

by estoy enamorado January 22, 2011

dicker docker

the docker of a dicker.

where the fuck are the bathrooms in this dicker docker bullshit.

by Pabs November 28, 2004

Space Docked

When a man is fucking a girl either in the vagina, or in the anus, and tears through the skin separating the two. His penis is then in both of her orifices, and she is probably bleeding and screaming. Space docking can be accomplished either by entering the vagina, tearing through and exiting the anus. Or by entering the anus, tearing through, and exiting the vagina.

Guy1: Damn man, last night Suzy and I were fucking and she was laying on her stomach, and I was sitting on top of her facing away from her head, fucking her in the ass. And I fuckin pushed in hard, and next thing you know I pushed out of her fucking vagina!

Guy2: Either you have fucking Cheshire cat dick, or you space docked the shit out of her! Her pussy is gonna need some serious stitches. Sounds like your life is going to suck for a while. Have fun with your blue balls.

Guy1: Hey man. Whoa. Her pussy is busted. Not her mouth.

by Harzz June 5, 2012

Space Dock

When you rest your dick between another persons butt cheeks.

"Kirk to Enterprise: Space Dock complete!"

by OnTheReg May 20, 2009

Space Docking

Where a subject poo's into a condom and freezes it. After about 24 hours or so it is taken from the freezer and the condom removed. Then with a little lube it is used as a sex impliment until the warm juices all melt together and the poo regains its normal runny state.

Oi Ho!!! how much for a night of space docking?

£200!!!

Deal! Give me time to fetch the goods from the freezer!

by Smeaves! October 27, 2010

Dry Dock

Dry Dock: v. To emulate sex with an engorged fuck stick but fully or partially clothed. Usually done by teenagers who aren't ready to do the real thing (maybe she's a cherry). It comes from the term for a ship out of water, as this teenaged boy's "vessel" is not going to contact any liquid!

Their making out and tit squeezing led to some dry docking in the back seat.

by Becki February 12, 2005

Dock

Used when the person wants to refer to a penis but does not want to use a weak word like dick, or a strong word like cock.

Dude, suck my dock.
Tell your girlfriend to suck your dock.

by BlameReality February 1, 2010