Snappy Dave

Someone who may (or may not) turn up and ruin everything.

"I was doing well at work until a Snappy Dave showed up unexpected"

by Cookie_554 October 22, 2022

Dave Mustained

When someone gets kicked to the curb for somewhat valid reasons by either someone close to them or a group they were involved with without a fair warning or second chance, much like how thrash metal band Megadeth's founder Dave Mustaine was previously kicked out of heavy metal titan Metallica in a rather harsh and unfair fashion for drug use, alcoholism, and his behavior when under the influence. Double points if the person(s) doing the Mustaining do the same exact thing(s) they are Mustaining the other person for.

Guy: Dude my friend group totally Dave Mustained me.

Friend: What why?

Guy: They said I was an asshole and I wasn't as fun to be around anymore. I mean I was kind of an asshole at times but at the same time we all kinda were to each other. I can kinda understand where they're coming from, but no warning? No second chance? Did all of their experiences with me not mean anything to them? If they had gotten serious with me and said something I would have changed. Kind of uncalled for and out of the blue.

Friend: Damn dude, that sucks, I'm sorry. What a bunch of dicks.

by thewardenssbu April 17, 2021

[delicious dave]

is an amazing guitarist.! : is delicious, by far the most amazing in the band. EVERYBODY IS DEFINITLEY COMPARED TO DELICIOUS DAVE. but, in reality nobody could even come as #2.

at a concert
Ann: "Dude, Delicious Dave i want your kid!!"
Raquel: "Yea, man. Hes a lucky man ;!"
Ann: "NOVEMBER 3RD!!"

by delicious' hot friends. February 03, 2009

Dave Loll

One who's penis is so large it makes you nervous and you laugh out loud literally.

I tried to keep a straight face, but when he dropped his pants he was a Dave Loll!

by hroswitha May 16, 2011

ingersoll dave

An absolute pipe laying beast. Ingersoll Dave's are hairy and you'll love it.

My girlfriend wasn't in the mood so we browsed an Ingersoll Dave's Facebook. It's about to go down.

by BadenNurse June 23, 2021

dave munday

Crazy mf who went over the niagra falls in a barrel

Dave Munday is a crazy mf.

by The Fattest Kid January 14, 2015

Dave's Law

That no matter where or when you go to a library, you will automatically have had an overdue book and owe a hefty fine.

Sorry I can't pay for McDonald's, I had to pay the library who totally Dave's Lawed me.

by A BLT. August 30, 2011