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Dork

A dork is...
1.) An irritable but enjoyable person
2.) A term used for somebody who intentionally says stupid stuff in a joking way, like "you're such a dork lol"
3.) A dork can be a hair on an elephants asshole. Either one of these three.
"You're such a dork Jordan ffs"
"Did you see that fat ass dork dude?"
by pseudonymacronym February 11, 2019
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Dork

Someone that gets a job at a fast food restaurant in their 30's not because they enjoy the work (since nobody does it for the money), but because they want to get in with the crowd they never got in with in high school, they're doing it to earn stripes with people (which will one day serve them, they hope).
The dork hated working at Taco Bell as most other people that aren't going to be there for 20 years do (the ones that enjoy their work have their reason for being there), but stayed around for a while to try and make himself look and sound tough so that he/she could one day have something to show for it, he/she even took a few pictures of himself/herself at a drive through with a headset on spitting in food, just to tell his/her friends/family/anyone that gave a fuck "I did that shit too, just like them, now I'm cool and I can fuck with anyone's life I want to!"
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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dork hoe

A dork hoe is someone whom is not only a slut/hoe, but also a dork/stupid as fuck.
John: Ew, do you see that ratchet's torn pants?
Todd: Yea, what a dork hoe.
by Dorkhoe June 12, 2014
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pussy dork

a male over age 20 who is virgin solely because he is a binoculared pig type of geek/dorm
if you're a girl you're more likely, nowadays, to go for a pussy magnet rather than a pussy dork
by Sexydimma December 7, 2017
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dork

That kid is a dork aka Tristan
by Kittie304 November 12, 2020
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Dork

Ty
Ty is a dork
by vanishingfaith May 11, 2021
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Dork

Sam to Dan “Damn did you see how big that whales dork?!”Dan to Sam “Yeah it was huge!”
by marsky10 August 24, 2022
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