when you are a very sexy professional footballer and you share your gf with another very sexy professional footballer
by DefoNotAnton October 3, 2019
Get the couple goalsmug. People in a relationship that show excessive public displays of affection. The name of the term refers to people that would commit sexual acts in public, that would be considered public indecency, if they weren't under a blanket.
"Did you see those band kids making out in the hallway?"
"yeah, I saw them doing that at the football game too, they're definitely the blanket couple"
"yeah, I saw them doing that at the football game too, they're definitely the blanket couple"
by My_Kankles November 7, 2024
Get the Blanket Couplemug. a boyfriend and girlfriend who both appear to be on their period when they are with or without each other.
by Fuck yes May 21, 2015
Get the Period Couplemug. by Social Media Expert December 5, 2021
Get the Who are the cutest couple in india ?mug. by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Pop Your Couple<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Sophia: Did you pick up the dog at the vet?
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.
Patrick: I thought you were going to pick up the dog at the vet!
Sophia: I told you that I was going to pick up some doggy treats at the store!
Patrick: And I told you that I couldn't pick up the dog because I was going to get a haircut!
Dog: My owners are taking a while to pick me up... they must be having couple beef.
by Leon 11037 May 1, 2018
Get the Couple Beefmug. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 27, 2025
Get the .9.Wait A Couple Zecondz.9.mug.