cotton boner

When a dude is frantically trying to hump you but his penis is not hard.

Sue: Well,how did the hookup with that dude you met go the other night?
Wendy: Horrible. He had cotton boner but insisted we keep trying...for an hour. Pointless!

by semami4700 April 28, 2019

Cotton balls

Old man that has gets blue balls

Madwolf got cotton balls when classy the master shagger gave him the wrong directions to her house

by Ruinsomuras May 1, 2019

Cotton throat

When your throat gets too dry to swallow from smoking too much marijuana.

"Dude I need some water, I have cotton throat!

by Purpl2lup May 2, 2019

Cotton Candy

The act in which one cups his or her fart, cup cake , and then hits someone nearby in the eye, resulting in a black eye, and pink eye. The blue from the black eye, and the pink from the eye infection, creates a nice color combination that is commonly found in cotton candy.

I am very gassy tonight, so I will be dishing out lots of cotton candy.

by MasonYeBoi May 29, 2018

purple cotton weed

something that will fuck you up.

purple cotton weed fucked me in the ass

by dickmedown 6969 December 27, 2017

Cotton socks

A polite way of calling someone a fucking idiot.

"Come on then Cotton socks"

by Epicfail420 November 10, 2020

Cotton Candy

Used when something is really sweet, cute and wholesome. Generally makes you feel good inside.

“Have you seen that new cartoon ? It’s really cotton candy”

by Jvepvrk February 18, 2020