Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober May 9, 2016

cotton cancer

Asbestos

That's an old ass building. Watch out for the cotton cancer.

by Momo72097 April 23, 2024

Cotton Candy Me

Code name for :
He needs to smoke me out.
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He still needs to cotton candy me

by SylviaAHHA. November 7, 2007

pp cotton

word to describe the filling materials of a plushie that has been used as a fleshlight

Finna make my new plushie's cotton into pp cotton

wtf

by hamburgerkingburgersubway November 23, 2023

Cotton Candy

The act in which one cups his or her fart, cup cake , and then hits someone nearby in the eye, resulting in a black eye, and pink eye. The blue from the black eye, and the pink from the eye infection, creates a nice color combination that is commonly found in cotton candy.

I am very gassy tonight, so I will be dishing out lots of cotton candy.

by MasonYeBoi May 29, 2018

Cotton

Ms Cotton, a teacher who's an ASSHOLE TO HER STUDENTS. Ms. Cotton is a teacher who has favoritism and get her students in trouble for the simplist and stupidlist reason ever.

Ms Cotton, a teacher who's a karen and picks on students for the dumb shit ever. She define her students in the class.

by Hadrian April 3, 2023

Cotton Swab

An old person. From the fact that your hair turns white as you age.

"That cotton swab almost merged into my car!"

by ZORG April 5, 2015